For founders who know marketing matters, and still haven't done it.

A free 4-week bootcamp · Next cohort May 4

More customers this month. And the month after. And only when you want them.

A 4-week bootcamp. Free to join. At the end you'll have your own growth machine, tuned to your business, writing in your voice, running on about ten minutes a week of your time.

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Free to joinYou only pay what you choose to spend on Meta & Google ads2-minute application
Need more customers next month
Turn it up.

Raise the budget. The machine already knows what works. More spend, more customers, same hit rate.

Slammed this quarter
Turn it down.

Pause or dial it back. Come back when you want more. It picks up where it left off.

Want a different angle
Change it.

Tell it in plain English. New audience, new offer, different season. It adapts without you rebuilding a thing.

Current bootcamp cohort

FieldnoteNorthwoods Cycle Co.Olsen & RayTidewater DentalMaple & VineNight Shift LLC

If you've thought this, we built this for you

"Everyone's doing AI marketing now. I know I should be too. But I don't know where to start, I don't have time to learn it, and I'm not going to push out content that sounds like a robot wrote it."

Yes, we built this with AI. It'd be dishonest to pretend otherwise. But here's what matters: the machine reads your site before it writes a single word. Your voice, your tone, your vocabulary, the things you'd never say. You sign off on every line. Nothing ships until you've seen it.

And you don't have to learn any of the AI. Or any of the marketing. In four weeks we build the thing with you and hand it over. You run it like a light switch.

The 4-week bootcamp

One 60-minute call a week. That's the whole job.

You don't learn marketing. You don't become a marketer. You show up once a week, approve what the engine creates, and by week four customers are coming in.

Your total time

One 60-minute call a week, for four weeks. Four hours total. A handful of decisions in between.

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  1. Week 1 · Onboarding call

    We set it up together. First campaign goes live.

    The 60-minute onboarding call is where it all happens. We wire up your pixel, Meta and Google accounts, and walk through how to brief the engine on your business and voice. First campaign goes live on the call or right after.

    Call · 60 minOut · Campaign #1 liveYour job · Approve assets
  2. Week 2 · First real read

    Real data lands. Campaign two launches.

    By Monday you have a full week of spend data. On the 60-minute call we walk through what the system is seeing, what's pulling, what's cold, and where the engine wants to lean. Second campaign ships this week.

    Call · 60 minOut · Campaign #2 liveSignal · First real data
  3. Week 3 · Scale the winners

    Push harder on what works. Kill the rest.

    We know which angle, which audience, which offer is pulling. The 60-minute call is about scaling budgets on the winners, cutting the losers, and deciding whether to launch a third angle.

    Call · 60 minOut · Winners scaledSignal · Compounding
  4. Week 4 · The decision

    Customers coming in. Decide how big this gets.

    Four weeks in, you have data, a running machine, and real revenue. The 60-minute call this week isn't a hand-over of mechanics, it's a decision conversation. How big do you want this to get?

    Call · 60 minOut · Your decisionFrom here · You drive it

What makes it yours, not slop

The machine is AI. The output has to sound like you.

That's the whole difference between a growth machine and 50 other tools shipping generic ads with your logo pasted on them.

i

It reads your site first.

Every page. Before it writes anything. It pulls your voice, your tone, the words you use, the ones you never do. You sign off on the summary before campaigns start.

ii

You approve every line.

Ads, emails, landing pages, all drafted, all editable, all sent to you for sign-off. Nothing goes out the door without a human call. That human is you.

iii

Sharpen it in plain English.

"Less clever." "More direct." "Drop the exclamation mark." It adjusts. You never write a prompt. You never open a prompt box.

iv

Three verbs to drive it.

Approve. Pause. Promote. That's the whole dashboard. You don't need a course to run it. There's nothing to learn.

v

The plumbing was done for you.

Pixel, ad accounts, tracking, landing-page hosting, all wired on Day 1. You don't install, connect, or update anything. Ever.

vi

Your business, not ours.

Your Meta and Google ad accounts. Your audiences. Your pixel. We build in your accounts so what works stays with you.

What you actually get

Not marketing. A tap you can turn on and off.

Customers when you want them.

Slow month? Turn it up on Monday, see pipeline by Friday. You don't plan campaigns. The machine already knows what pulls.

Nothing on your calendar.

No weekly agency check-ins. No creative reviews. No status meetings. The machine runs. You glance at it for ten minutes on a Friday if you feel like it.

Nothing you have to learn.

No marketing jargon, no AI prompting, no pixel plumbing. The ten minutes a week is pure decisions, not homework.

Which founder are you?

Every founder who joins us recognises themselves in one of these three.

We wrote these from real bootcamp intakes. If one of them sounds like you talking to yourself on a Sunday night, you're in the right place.

The post-agency founder

It's been six months since you fired them. Every month they sent a slide deck with numbers you couldn't verify and charged you €4,000. You know it was a bad fit, but you also know nothing is running in its place, and you feel that in the pipeline.

Has tried. Got burned. Can't stomach another retainer.
The never-started founder

The product works. Customers who find you love it. You know you should be running ads, sending emails, building a pixel, something, but every time you open Meta Business Suite you close it again. Fourteen Mondays in a row you told yourself next week.

Hasn't tried. Doesn't know where to start. Keeps telling themselves they'll get to it.
The plateau founder

Your best month was thirteen months ago. You're not dying, but you're not growing, and the founder sitting across from you at your co-working table just raised. You know you need more demand but you're out of patience for another six-month 'content strategy.'

Has tried. Stuck. Needs pipeline in weeks, not quarters.

Any of those sound like the voice in your head? Start with a 2-minute application.

Graduates

Business owners who got customers back on command.

"I'd been meaning to 'do marketing' for two years. The machine shipped a campaign by the end of week one. I just approved things."
11.2%
CTR
34%
LP action
4.1×
ROAS

What that actually means

6 new wholesale customers in the first month, for every €1 in ads she made €4.10 back.

Maren Sato
Founder, Fieldnote Stationery
"Cancelled our $4,800/mo agency in week three. The machine does more, faster, and I can actually read what it's doing."
9.6%
CTR
28%
LP action
6 → 41
Leads/wk

What that actually means

Went from 6 leads a week to 41, and saved $4,800 a month on the agency they fired.

Daniel Hwang
Co-founder, Northwoods Cycle Co.
"I genuinely thought I'd hate this. It writes like a colleague, direct and specific. It paused a bad ad before I'd even noticed."
7.8%
CTR
41%
LP action
$38
CPL

What that actually means

$38 to book each new patient, and 4 out of 10 website visitors actually filled in the form.

Priya Anand
Owner, Tidewater Dental Group

Is this for you?

We take twelve businesses a month. Not everyone's a fit.

We'd rather turn you away than take you on and not deliver. Read these two lists honestly. If the left sounds like you, we should talk.

This is for you if

  • You know marketing is the thing holding growth back, and you're tired of dodging it.
  • You've hired an agency before, or thought about it, and the price tag or the lack of clarity put you off.
  • You want customers in weeks, not 'content strategy' in quarters.
  • You're willing to put a small ad budget behind it. You just don't want to learn Meta Ads Manager yourself.
  • You'd rather own the machine at the end than rent someone forever.

This isn't for you if

  • You don't have a product or service ready to sell. We're a growth engine, not a business-idea workshop.
  • You want a hand to hold forever. We teach you the drive and then leave.
  • You think ads are beneath you. You'd rather have a beautiful brand than paying customers.
  • You're in a category Meta and Google won't run (crypto, firearms, adult, supplements).

Honest questions

Before you apply.

Is the bootcamp really free?
Yes. Four weeks, no fee. You pay for the ads you choose to run on Meta, Google, etc., that money goes to them, not us. After the bootcamp, you keep the AI growth engine we built together and decide if you want to stay on Hello Revenue as a paid user.
I don't know what a Facebook pixel is.
That's the point. We'll install it for you in the first week. Same with your Meta Business account, your landing-page hosting, your tracking, anything your campaigns need to run. You come in with a URL and a product. That's it.
What if I hate what the AI writes?
You're in charge. Every email, every ad, every landing-page section is proposed by Ava and approved by you. You can say "sharper," "less clever," "shorter," or rewrite a line yourself. The engine learns your voice, and we don't ship anything you haven't green-lit.
Will this hurt my brand?
On the onboarding call we run a full marketing audit of your site, tone, style, positioning, angles. Campaigns are built from that audit, not a template. You see it during the call and you can edit it.
How much time does this take from me?
About 45 minutes a week during the bootcamp. Most of it is approving work Ava has already drafted. After week four the engine runs itself, you spend 10 minutes a week on reads and decisions.
What if I already have a marketing agency?
Most of our bootcamp founders did. Run us in parallel for four weeks and decide. No contract to cancel.

Free to join. Customers to show for it.

The only money that leaves your account is what you choose to spend on Meta and Google ads. The bootcamp itself is free. Applications take two minutes.

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